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Downwrite - March 2007

Poodle Fish and Schauffenhauer

March 31st 2007 22:24
Poodle Fish and Schauffenhauer
Went a walking in the shower
Watching all the scenery
Water flowing so nicely
A little yellow rubber duck
Shampoo spilt by lack of luck
Said Poodle Fish, I find that I
Coud well live here, I don't know why,
Said Shauffenhauer I think so too
And thus from this day on if you
Decide to go a-walking through
The nooks and crannies of the shower
You'll find Poodle Fish and Schauffenhauer
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My Eyeball

March 31st 2007 12:04
My eyeball fell
out of my socket
And thus I placed it
In my pocket

In my pocket
So dark and black
I stared at my eyeball
It stared at me back.
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Little Words

March 28th 2007 04:48
Little Words
Little Lies
Bigger tits
Smaller thighs
Better hair
Whiter teeth
Free Civilian
Imprisoned thief
Faster car
Nicer seat
Fatter fries
Thicker meat
Lesser guilt
Lesser shame
Righteous anger
Lesser blame
Hotter sex
Warmer bed
Stronger condoms
Better head
Thicker heels
Thicker soles
Less of freckles
Less of moles
Higher bandwidth
Fewer ads
Smiley Mummy
Happy Dad
Well-groomed horses
Well cut grass
Well washed hands
Well wiped arse
Well written books
Glossy magazines
Redder Radish
Greener Beans
Whiter Paper
Blacker Rap
Whiter Country
Accurate Map
Calmer crisis
Pure Bride
Pure Groom
Clean suicide
Faster grieving
Slower Holliday
More obvious straight
More obvious gay
Better blogging
Pimped Myspace
Better landing
From falls from grace
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Salvation Alliance.

March 24th 2007 09:05
The advances of science have been beyond what anyone might have hoped to predict. The mysteries of energy, have been slowly unraveled, and manipulated. With unpredictable fervor scientists had begun to increase human potential to interact and manipulate energy and power, opening humanities potential to manipulate the physical and non physical worlds.

Concerned by the increase in power for individuals and its potential (soon realized) to be used for darker purposes, Governments worked with scientists to find potential to create a ‘Salvation Alliance’. Through a barely understood science, millions of people were injected with splinters of Trytechtatholiam, a rock with barely comprehended properties.
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Hemmingway 4

March 22nd 2007 13:43
Tyson’s Wife drives to work slowly, smoking a cigarette. The bodies in town… the numbers, the circumstances. All weird, too weird.
She arrives at work, and walks in. The senior Constable nods at her.
“Hey Marie,” he says


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Images of You

March 20th 2007 04:39
A tongue, a bed
A barbie head
a pot of flowers

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The Strawberries and Cream Play Hockey on top of the Sydney Opera House

March 18th 2007 12:25
One of my old oddities.

The City was silent. Nobody spoke, for today was no ordinary day. Today was the day the strawberries and cream played hockey on the roof of the Sydney Opera House. There were two teams. THE STRAWBERRIES


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The Stoned Goddess

March 12th 2007 15:12
People think it’s all over for ancient Greek mythologies, now that no one believes in them they don’t exist. Of course that isn’t the truth, they exist, they just exist in modern times, like a modern remake of Romeo and Juliet (lets just say).

To that end there are no stone statues of Aphrodite, rather there’s a stoned 18 to 23 year old super model, there is no Zeus, there’s Hugh Hefner, there’s no Ares, there’s just Dick Cheney, and most certainly there is no David, there’s just Hera (Zeus’ jealous wife


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Depression

March 12th 2007 10:41
It's kind of like I'm standing here
Watching you stand in the oil
Sinking down to the bottom

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20 of the Greatest Songs and artist of 2001

March 9th 2007 23:15
Exposing my old bad writing, part 2.

20 of the greatest groups and artists of 2001.

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20 of the greatest groups and artists of 2002

March 3rd 2007 10:35
Thought you might enjoy some of my appallingly bad old writing.

20 of the greatest groups and artists of 2002

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Why I Am the Best Tech Blogger Ever

March 2nd 2007 13:54
I’m the best because I don’t bask in my own glory, I don’t attack other people pointlessly, I’m the best because I stand up for the little man and kick the butt of the ugly self righteous fool.

But most importantly, I’m the best because I don’t continually write about myself with posts that revolve around me ‘why I am…’ desperately clambering everywhere for attention to my person, sucking attention from wherever, like the ass leaches that attach themselves to the assholes of llamas and suck out the excrements for sustenance


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Everything

March 2nd 2007 02:57
IS gonna be alright
So don't you worry
gonna be alright


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No words today

March 1st 2007 09:54
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