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God Hates Everyone (but you)

November 30th 2007 01:27
God hates Muslims
God hates Jews
God hates everyone
But you
You are righteous
You are fine
You’re in the good books
Of the divine
You ain’t had sex
You aren’t a fag
You’ve never seen
A porno mag
Oh, God hates Sweden
And Venezuela
Africa, Hungry
And Australia
God hates nudes
And dirty words
Got hates the Internet
And God hates nerds
If you are the one
That God does dig
Then celebrate!
You’ve hit it big!
But whilst you’re good
And whilst you’re true
What do the rest
Of us all do?
Well, Satan loves porno
And Satan loves brew
So let’s love Satan!
He’ll love you to!

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Comment by Brenton

January 11th 2007 02:54

Comment by Jace

January 16th 2007 01:18
again
hilarious

everyone is exclusively right while everyone else is wrong...

Comment by Brenton

January 16th 2007 02:07
Thank you,

Self righteous Christian arrogance was the big inspiration.

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