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AhmedLEDGEND OF THE FISHCAKE WARRIORS: BOOK X: THE SAGA ENDS
September 7th 2007 01:23
The fishcake warriors approached the final door where the final Fishcake lord, Charlie lay waiting. As they were about to enter, half the roof collapsed in flames and set fire to Max’s shoes. Aunty Oxidant ran over to him and began spitting on them.
“The flames are spreading! Come through the door fast!” cried Loci Brokili the cool and funky disco breaker.
They all ran through the door except for Stan the unbrave who ran into it and fractured his eyeball. Mudd grabbed him by the ear and hauled him into the room, shaking him into becoming James the bold.
“Good morning foolish warriors!” Cried Charlie, sheeted in a cloak of evil.
“Good morning Charlie!” They replied.
“You have got this far, but you shall go no further!” I shall fight you off then lead my fishcakes to world supremacy, after I destroy the jolly PM of Australia!!!” He pulled out two flame-throwers and began to pour fire at the warriors. The room around them burst into fire.
Surrounding walls crumbled into the fire-drenched ground. Aunty Oxidant started spitting on it.
“Quick, let’s stand under a burning beam!” cried James.
“Good idea!” said Aunty Oxidant, and they did. The beam broke off, crumbling into flaming missiles. Aunty Oxidant began spitting on them. Another beam fell, inches from Max, who jumped back and was attacked by a fishcake called Frank. He bashed Frank over the head with his container of basil and ran off behind a flaming chair.
As Mudd Mulligan dodged the lines of flame flying out from the twin flame-throwers, he hid behind a cabinet which collapsed. Charlie jumped down on Mudd and aimed his weapons at him.
“Arrgish stuff!” cried Mudd. LociBrokili the cool and funky disco breaker ran over to save him, but Frank grabbed his ankle and pulled him to the ground. As Charlie pulled the triggers, Fred (still a chocolate bar) shot out of Mudd’s pocket and blocked the barrel. The flame-thrower backfired, burning Charlie to a blackened crisp.
“Poop!” said Charlie, and crumbled to dust. Aunty Oxidant ran over to Frank and sat on him, splattering fishcake all over the ground.
“We’ve got to get out of here! Level two’s gonna blow!” roared James
“How do you know?” asked Max.
“It always happens in movies.” He replied. The fishcake warriors jumped out the building and ran across the ground as level two exploded in a madness of fire, chaos and pieces of the evil fishcakes – now thwarted of their evil plans. Robert, overjoyed to see them, threw his tissue box in the air and, due to being short, hugged Max and everyone else’s knee’s.
“Where’s Fred?” he asked.
“In my pocket. I’ll go and turn him back into a person,” said Mudd and did that.
As he left, thousands of reporters ran up to the warriors. James turned back into Stan and hid behind a bush.
Max stood on a soapbox, without taking out the soap, and with one interview was hired as the new circus freak in Home and Away. He was overjoyed.
LociBrokili the cool and funky disco breaker began to disco break, and as a thank you present, was given a super cool nightclub where he danced, Fred DJ’d and The Scrunched up Little Pieces of Paper performed on the opening night.
And looking around after being rewarded with a $2,000,000,000 Woolworth’s voucher, Aunty Oxidant saw that the book was finished. Knowing that it’s not over till the fat lady sings, she sung several verses of ‘Love me tender, but not too tender, only tender enough to be love’ then went home and made a cup of herbal tea.
“The flames are spreading! Come through the door fast!” cried Loci Brokili the cool and funky disco breaker.
They all ran through the door except for Stan the unbrave who ran into it and fractured his eyeball. Mudd grabbed him by the ear and hauled him into the room, shaking him into becoming James the bold.
“Good morning foolish warriors!” Cried Charlie, sheeted in a cloak of evil.
“Good morning Charlie!” They replied.
“You have got this far, but you shall go no further!” I shall fight you off then lead my fishcakes to world supremacy, after I destroy the jolly PM of Australia!!!” He pulled out two flame-throwers and began to pour fire at the warriors. The room around them burst into fire.
Surrounding walls crumbled into the fire-drenched ground. Aunty Oxidant started spitting on it.
“Quick, let’s stand under a burning beam!” cried James.
“Good idea!” said Aunty Oxidant, and they did. The beam broke off, crumbling into flaming missiles. Aunty Oxidant began spitting on them. Another beam fell, inches from Max, who jumped back and was attacked by a fishcake called Frank. He bashed Frank over the head with his container of basil and ran off behind a flaming chair.
As Mudd Mulligan dodged the lines of flame flying out from the twin flame-throwers, he hid behind a cabinet which collapsed. Charlie jumped down on Mudd and aimed his weapons at him.
“Arrgish stuff!” cried Mudd. Loci
“Poop!” said Charlie, and crumbled to dust. Aunty Oxidant ran over to Frank and sat on him, splattering fishcake all over the ground.
“We’ve got to get out of here! Level two’s gonna blow!” roared James
“How do you know?” asked Max.
“It always happens in movies.” He replied. The fishcake warriors jumped out the building and ran across the ground as level two exploded in a madness of fire, chaos and pieces of the evil fishcakes – now thwarted of their evil plans. Robert, overjoyed to see them, threw his tissue box in the air and, due to being short, hugged Max and everyone else’s knee’s.
“Where’s Fred?” he asked.
“In my pocket. I’ll go and turn him back into a person,” said Mudd and did that.
As he left, thousands of reporters ran up to the warriors. James turned back into Stan and hid behind a bush.
Max stood on a soapbox, without taking out the soap, and with one interview was hired as the new circus freak in Home and Away. He was overjoyed.
Loci
And looking around after being rewarded with a $2,000,000,000 Woolworth’s voucher, Aunty Oxidant saw that the book was finished. Knowing that it’s not over till the fat lady sings, she sung several verses of ‘Love me tender, but not too tender, only tender enough to be love’ then went home and made a cup of herbal tea.
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