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AhmedLEDGEND OF THE FISHCAKE WARRIORS: BOOK III: MUDD MULLIGAN
April 18th 2007 04:59
BOOK III: MUDD MULLIGAN
Mudd stared into the sinister toiletry isle. It lurked with unknown fearful dangerous dangers. He started walking through the isle. He leant on the side of the isle and the products burst into song.
“What’s your problem?
Are you in pain?
Do you have pimples or a fat tissue gain?
Is there a problem with the way that you poo?
Do you need soap to cope like most people do?
Are spit ends in your hair?
Too much hair on your chin?
Are your legs too fat?
Is your nose too thin?
Is indigestion a problem?
Do you have the flu?
Are there measles or mumps?
Or Norwegian Magoo?
Are you suffering from Nuffering?
Are you freed from the need
To be immunized from Blucklings or McHogbum’s disease?
You should make you teeth whiter
And make your hair shine
For only fifty dollars hairless legs are divine
But your teeth are yellow and you’re far too hairy
Your breath and underarms stink is just scary
So let’s all do something to make people think
You’re a wonderful fellow - Come bring him to the sink!”
With that they shot out from all angles and dragged him to the sink where they poured Mr. Nicebreath’s mouthwash and SnowFence Whiter tooth toothpaste (With Fluoride) into his mouth and scrubbed vigorously with a toothbrush and an egg beater. They then poured several cans of deodorant into his underarms, waited for it to dry and gave him a Brazilian wax over his entire body and head. They applied lipstick and mascara, powdered his nose put eyebrow liner where his eyebrows used to be, dusted his cheeks and added a large hoop earring to each ear. Then they looked at him, agreed that he looked and smelt much better, dropped him on the ground and sang five more verses. The Aspirin were so off key they gave him a headache. Mudd ran through the isle as fast as he could, trying to escape the terrible toiletries. The shampoo, seeing him running him wanted him to stay until he had enough hair to grace with their brilliant nourishing combination of Water, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Glutamate, Dimethikonol, Fragrance, Disodium Edta, PPG-26, Sodium Chloride, DMDM Hydantoin and Sodium Citrate to give him that smooth silky feel that only Crow® UltraShine-e shampoo can achieve. They spurted UltraShine-e Zucchini fragranced shampoo over the floor. In his haste, Mudd slipped on it and scratched his knee and was mugged and pushed to the ground by a hundred Band-Aids all wanting to be first on the spot. He got up and ran out of the isle never looking back until he reached the end.
Mudd stared into the sinister toiletry isle. It lurked with unknown fearful dangerous dangers. He started walking through the isle. He leant on the side of the isle and the products burst into song.
“What’s your problem?
Are you in pain?
Do you have pimples or a fat tissue gain?
Is there a problem with the way that you poo?
Do you need soap to cope like most people do?
Are spit ends in your hair?
Too much hair on your chin?
Are your legs too fat?
Is your nose too thin?
Is indigestion a problem?
Do you have the flu?
Are there measles or mumps?
Or Norwegian Magoo?
Are you suffering from Nuffering?
Are you freed from the need
To be immunized from Blucklings or McHogbum’s disease?
You should make you teeth whiter
And make your hair shine
For only fifty dollars hairless legs are divine
But your teeth are yellow and you’re far too hairy
Your breath and underarms stink is just scary
So let’s all do something to make people think
You’re a wonderful fellow - Come bring him to the sink!”
With that they shot out from all angles and dragged him to the sink where they poured Mr. Nicebreath’s mouthwash and SnowFence Whiter tooth toothpaste (With Fluoride) into his mouth and scrubbed vigorously with a toothbrush and an egg beater. They then poured several cans of deodorant into his underarms, waited for it to dry and gave him a Brazilian wax over his entire body and head. They applied lipstick and mascara, powdered his nose put eyebrow liner where his eyebrows used to be, dusted his cheeks and added a large hoop earring to each ear. Then they looked at him, agreed that he looked and smelt much better, dropped him on the ground and sang five more verses. The Aspirin were so off key they gave him a headache. Mudd ran through the isle as fast as he could, trying to escape the terrible toiletries. The shampoo, seeing him running him wanted him to stay until he had enough hair to grace with their brilliant nourishing combination of Water, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Sodium Glutamate, Dimethikonol, Fragrance, Disodium Edta, PPG-26, Sodium Chloride, DMDM Hydantoin and Sodium Citrate to give him that smooth silky feel that only Crow® UltraShine-e shampoo can achieve. They spurted UltraShine-e Zucchini fragranced shampoo over the floor. In his haste, Mudd slipped on it and scratched his knee and was mugged and pushed to the ground by a hundred Band-Aids all wanting to be first on the spot. He got up and ran out of the isle never looking back until he reached the end.
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