Brandon 2
KitaSimilies that are not used enough
October 25th 2007 12:41
Her face was a red as a cat; a cat that hat been thrown into a vat of fire engine red paint.
She gave a smile that could melt a mans face.
The look he gave was filled with meaning. The kind of meaning that suggested, were there a field of pineapples nearby, he might has requested that his partner walk into it for about... however many meters it took him to, like, die.
The building was like a building. Because it was one.
Upon meeting her, his heart exploded like a small poodle in a microwave.
The rain fell like hail that was melted.
The rainbow looked like light fractured through water.
The paper was as flat as Hitler. Like, if Hitler had been run over by a steam roller.
The cat yowled like a dog pretending to be a fish that was imitating a cat that sounded like a dinosaur.
She gave a smile that could melt a mans face.
The look he gave was filled with meaning. The kind of meaning that suggested, were there a field of pineapples nearby, he might has requested that his partner walk into it for about... however many meters it took him to, like, die.
The building was like a building. Because it was one.
Upon meeting her, his heart exploded like a small poodle in a microwave.
The rain fell like hail that was melted.
The rainbow looked like light fractured through water.
The paper was as flat as Hitler. Like, if Hitler had been run over by a steam roller.
The cat yowled like a dog pretending to be a fish that was imitating a cat that sounded like a dinosaur.
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To be honest i didn't think it was a great post but yay anyway.