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KitaThe Strawberries and Cream Play Hockey on top of the Sydney Opera House
March 18th 2007 12:25
One of my old oddities.
The City was silent. Nobody spoke, for today was no ordinary day. Today was the day the strawberries and cream played hockey on the roof of the Sydney Opera House. There were two teams. THE STRAWBERRIES!!!!
- Sheddplod, Jaws, Megabache, Plootus Limit, Scratch, Isbin, Moon, Kneesock, Horsewitz and Clown. The other team were THE CREAM BOTTLES!!!
- Fungus, Sic_Skink, Fred, Salvanilla-Cuttleshel, Whizzbang, Mr Asparagus, Wattle, Raj, Prism, Qwerty and Satellite.
- There was also and old Broccoli called Flibbertigibbet to referee.
The game started with Megabache and Satellite as goalies. Ping! Went the puck on the Strawberries post. “Flerk!” Swore Scratch, which is fairly strong language for a strawberry.
Later on Salvanilla-Cuttleshel scored two more points and Kneesock went off sulking and wouldn’t play until the strawberries scored. The cream bottles were on a roll, gaining two more points till Moon misjudged the distance to the puck and hit Raj with the hockey stick. Raj burst open, spreading cream everywhere and rolling off the edge where Moon and Clown slid off after him.
In the confusion Plootus Limit scored a point and Kneesock scored another two.
Down below Moon, Clown and Raj were taken to first aid. Being burst open wasn’t too bad, they just had to stick you together and refill you. Strawberries would either make a quick recovery or be buried to grow again with more brothers and sisters, (which is why they never bother with family bushes). If any player was beyond help however, they were laid to rest at ye olde Pavlova shoppe.
The score was 5\3 to the cream bottles. Whizzbang hit the puck to Fred dodging Kneesock to hit it to Mr Asparagus who shot it at the goal. Megabache hit it back to Plootus limit who ran to their goal. She then shot it to Scratch. Fred tried to hit the puck but instead sliced all the arms and legs off poor Plootus limit.
Scratch hit it to Sheddplod who scored a goal, just getting the puck past Satellite.
Flibbertigibbet called for a break while Plootus limit was brought to first aid. The carrot sticks who brought her took so long that Mr Asparagus tried to tap dance, slipped of the Opera House and broke his bum. Salvanilla-Cuttleshel ran over to see what happened and was pushed off by Jaws who was put in the sin tin for the rest of the day.
There were now only six strawberries and eight cream containers. The game continued. Wattle hit the puck to Fungus who hit it to Prism who hit it to the goal.
Megabache caught it and shot it back to Sheddplod who hit it to Scratch.
It was intercepted by Wattle and hit to Fred who scored a goal. Suddenly Jaws who was bent on revenge pushed over the sin tin with him still in it and aimed straight for Sic_Skink and Whizzbang. They jumped out the way; Whizzbang tripped over and knocked Wattle off, grabbing her hand as he fell of, catching the edge off the Opera House. Jaws accidentally squashed Megabache on the way down. The sin tin fell off the edge and Jaws jumped out, grabbing onto Wattle. He pulled out a rusty sliver of metal he found in the tin, cut her back open and crawled in. He swam to the top, knocked her lid off and sloshed cream out. Forgetting he was holding on to the edge, Whizzbang grabbed Jaws and all three fell to the ground where he tried to pulverize him into strawberry jam while calling him horrible names and had to be restrained by three police sprouts and his Granny.
Horsewitz scored a goal, bringing the score to 6/5. The strawberries were now missing a goalie so Flibbertigibbet appointed Scratch the job. Suddenly Scratch realized someone was missing. “Where’s Isbin?” He asked (But in strawberry). They found him asleep as he had been for the whole game. They woke him and he suffered a poke on the forehead and several sarcastic remarks.
Kneesock shot the puck to Isbin who lost it to Fungus and suffered more sarcastic remarks. Fungus shot it to Qwerty who had also been sleeping and also lost it to the other team when Sheddplod took it and hit it to Horsewitz who ducked under Prism and Qwerty who ran into each other and hit it to Kneesock who shot it at the goal.
Satellite hit it and it went to Fungus who shot it to Qwerty. Qwerty who was discussing dreams with Isbin missed it and it slid to Horsewitz who shot it in the goal. Kneesock got mad at Isbin and Sic_Skink got mad at Qwerty and between them they chased the two sleepy hockey players of the end of the Opera House where they fell off and discussed dreams loudly in first aid until the patients begged the nurses to separate them.
The score was six all. Prism hit the puck to Sic_Skink who hit it to Fred who shot it at the goal but was stopped by Scratch who hit it to Sheddplod who collided with Sic_Skink. The puck flew up in the air and hit a low flying Sparrow (name withheld).
The puck hit the ground and Prism ran towards it but was knocked off by the Sparrow. Scratch ran over to the puck and grabbed it, when the Sparrow decided it was hungry and hopped forward and ate Scratch, puck and all. It then flew up to the top of the Opera House, decided it didn’t like strawberries, spat him out and flew off.
In a desperate attempt to save his friend, Sheddplod grabbed a passing horsefly and steered towards Scratch. He grabbed his stalk with his legs and flew back, but the weight of the two strawberries was too much for the fly, and with out dropping, they couldn’t get back.
So floating below the Opera House Scratch took the puck and threw it at the roof. It tittled on the edge. Sic_Skink ran towards it but it fell off and landed in Sheddplod’s head. “Bhlarrrgh!” Yelled Sheddplod. Startled, Scratch dropped and the fly swung around shooting Sheddplod on the roof in front of the goalpoasts. He crawled forward, desperate to win. Fungus grabbed his legs and pulled him back. Sic_Skink and Fred helped Fungus and Horsewitz and Kneesock helped Sheddplod. The final bell went, as the puck fell out of Sheddplod’s head one millimeter past the line, and the crowd went ballistic.
The City was silent. Nobody spoke, for today was no ordinary day. Today was the day the strawberries and cream played hockey on the roof of the Sydney Opera House. There were two teams. THE STRAWBERRIES!!!!
- Sheddplod, Jaws, Megabache, Plootus Limit, Scratch, Isbin, Moon, Kneesock, Horsewitz and Clown. The other team were THE CREAM BOTTLES!!!
- Fungus, Sic_Skink, Fred, Salvanilla-Cuttleshel, Whizzbang, Mr Asparagus, Wattle, Raj, Prism, Qwerty and Satellite.
- There was also and old Broccoli called Flibbertigibbet to referee.
The game started with Megabache and Satellite as goalies. Ping! Went the puck on the Strawberries post. “Flerk!” Swore Scratch, which is fairly strong language for a strawberry.
Later on Salvanilla-Cuttleshel scored two more points and Kneesock went off sulking and wouldn’t play until the strawberries scored. The cream bottles were on a roll, gaining two more points till Moon misjudged the distance to the puck and hit Raj with the hockey stick. Raj burst open, spreading cream everywhere and rolling off the edge where Moon and Clown slid off after him.
In the confusion Plootus Limit scored a point and Kneesock scored another two.
Down below Moon, Clown and Raj were taken to first aid. Being burst open wasn’t too bad, they just had to stick you together and refill you. Strawberries would either make a quick recovery or be buried to grow again with more brothers and sisters, (which is why they never bother with family bushes). If any player was beyond help however, they were laid to rest at ye olde Pavlova shoppe.
The score was 5\3 to the cream bottles. Whizzbang hit the puck to Fred dodging Kneesock to hit it to Mr Asparagus who shot it at the goal. Megabache hit it back to Plootus limit who ran to their goal. She then shot it to Scratch. Fred tried to hit the puck but instead sliced all the arms and legs off poor Plootus limit.
Scratch hit it to Sheddplod who scored a goal, just getting the puck past Satellite.
Flibbertigibbet called for a break while Plootus limit was brought to first aid. The carrot sticks who brought her took so long that Mr Asparagus tried to tap dance, slipped of the Opera House and broke his bum. Salvanilla-Cuttleshel ran over to see what happened and was pushed off by Jaws who was put in the sin tin for the rest of the day.
There were now only six strawberries and eight cream containers. The game continued. Wattle hit the puck to Fungus who hit it to Prism who hit it to the goal.
Megabache caught it and shot it back to Sheddplod who hit it to Scratch.
It was intercepted by Wattle and hit to Fred who scored a goal. Suddenly Jaws who was bent on revenge pushed over the sin tin with him still in it and aimed straight for Sic_Skink and Whizzbang. They jumped out the way; Whizzbang tripped over and knocked Wattle off, grabbing her hand as he fell of, catching the edge off the Opera House. Jaws accidentally squashed Megabache on the way down. The sin tin fell off the edge and Jaws jumped out, grabbing onto Wattle. He pulled out a rusty sliver of metal he found in the tin, cut her back open and crawled in. He swam to the top, knocked her lid off and sloshed cream out. Forgetting he was holding on to the edge, Whizzbang grabbed Jaws and all three fell to the ground where he tried to pulverize him into strawberry jam while calling him horrible names and had to be restrained by three police sprouts and his Granny.
Horsewitz scored a goal, bringing the score to 6/5. The strawberries were now missing a goalie so Flibbertigibbet appointed Scratch the job. Suddenly Scratch realized someone was missing. “Where’s Isbin?” He asked (But in strawberry). They found him asleep as he had been for the whole game. They woke him and he suffered a poke on the forehead and several sarcastic remarks.
Kneesock shot the puck to Isbin who lost it to Fungus and suffered more sarcastic remarks. Fungus shot it to Qwerty who had also been sleeping and also lost it to the other team when Sheddplod took it and hit it to Horsewitz who ducked under Prism and Qwerty who ran into each other and hit it to Kneesock who shot it at the goal.
Satellite hit it and it went to Fungus who shot it to Qwerty. Qwerty who was discussing dreams with Isbin missed it and it slid to Horsewitz who shot it in the goal. Kneesock got mad at Isbin and Sic_Skink got mad at Qwerty and between them they chased the two sleepy hockey players of the end of the Opera House where they fell off and discussed dreams loudly in first aid until the patients begged the nurses to separate them.
The score was six all. Prism hit the puck to Sic_Skink who hit it to Fred who shot it at the goal but was stopped by Scratch who hit it to Sheddplod who collided with Sic_Skink. The puck flew up in the air and hit a low flying Sparrow (name withheld).
The puck hit the ground and Prism ran towards it but was knocked off by the Sparrow. Scratch ran over to the puck and grabbed it, when the Sparrow decided it was hungry and hopped forward and ate Scratch, puck and all. It then flew up to the top of the Opera House, decided it didn’t like strawberries, spat him out and flew off.
In a desperate attempt to save his friend, Sheddplod grabbed a passing horsefly and steered towards Scratch. He grabbed his stalk with his legs and flew back, but the weight of the two strawberries was too much for the fly, and with out dropping, they couldn’t get back.
So floating below the Opera House Scratch took the puck and threw it at the roof. It tittled on the edge. Sic_Skink ran towards it but it fell off and landed in Sheddplod’s head. “Bhlarrrgh!” Yelled Sheddplod. Startled, Scratch dropped and the fly swung around shooting Sheddplod on the roof in front of the goalpoasts. He crawled forward, desperate to win. Fungus grabbed his legs and pulled him back. Sic_Skink and Fred helped Fungus and Horsewitz and Kneesock helped Sheddplod. The final bell went, as the puck fell out of Sheddplod’s head one millimeter past the line, and the crowd went ballistic.
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