Brandon 2
KitaWhy I Am the Best Tech Blogger Ever
March 2nd 2007 13:54
I’m the best because I don’t bask in my own glory, I don’t attack other people pointlessly, I’m the best because I stand up for the little man and kick the butt of the ugly self righteous fool.
But most importantly, I’m the best because I don’t continually write about myself with posts that revolve around me ‘why I am…’ desperately clambering everywhere for attention to my person, sucking attention from wherever, like the ass leaches that attach themselves to the assholes of llamas and suck out the excrements for sustenance.
So everyone, write about why you are the best at what you do, share it with the rest of the world, remember there is no room for cynics here, were all the best at whatever it is we choose to do however we choose to do it.
But most importantly, I’m the best because I don’t continually write about myself with posts that revolve around me ‘why I am…’ desperately clambering everywhere for attention to my person, sucking attention from wherever, like the ass leaches that attach themselves to the assholes of llamas and suck out the excrements for sustenance.
So everyone, write about why you are the best at what you do, share it with the rest of the world, remember there is no room for cynics here, were all the best at whatever it is we choose to do however we choose to do it.
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